A Progression of Stati...

So this was my day yesterday and the better part of this morning, all seen through statuses.

1. Lady Cap'n Carie McMichael 's heart is trying to rip down the walls her head builds. 9:10 AM
2. Lady Cap'n Carie McMichael loves how every school on Family Guy is named after a mediocre actor...11:54 AM
3. Lady Cap'n Carie McMichael MUST GO GET PRINTER PAPER OR THIS ENTIRE MEDICI ORDEAL DIES RIGHT HERE! HOW COULD SO MUCH PRINTER PAPER GO MISSING SO QUICKLY?!?!?!? (She suspects foul play from the Borigas....) 7:25 PM
4. Lady Cap'n Carie McMichael is giggling at the little doodle she did on her Renaissance Popes notes of Hudson wearing the tiara....9:43 PM
5. Lady Cap'n Carie McMichael is starting to yawn but her eyes are wide open. THANK YOU MONSTER. (She is predicting a heavy dose of caffine in about four hours, if not before that.) 12:33 AM
6. Lady Cap'n Carie McMichael : "All children, except one, grow up..." 1:43 AM
7. Lady Cap'n Carie McMichael wonders if Bob Hoskins was cast as Smee just to make Dustin Hoffman look taller by comparison....1:58 AM
8. Lady Cap'n Carie McMichael : Dustin Hoffman ----> Napolean Complex? -----> I think so! 2:23 AM
9. Lady Cap'n Carie McMichael : "You two-toned, zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your OWN MUCUS, suffering from Peter Pan envy!!" 2:55 AM
10. Lady Cap'n Carie McMichael hates the part where Rufio dies...... :'( 3:26 AM
11. Lady Cap'n Carie McMichael is laughing at the cuteness! "YOU NEED A MOTHER VERY VERY BADLY!" 3:45 AM
12. Lady Cap'n Carie McMichael wonders how awesome it would actually be to be able to say that your dad is Peter Pan... 3:52 PM
13. Lady Cap'n Carie McMichael thinks that to live will be an awfully big adventure... 4:02 PM
14. Lady Cap'n Carie McMichael is up, out of the shower, and finally putting her month and a half of hard work on paper. 5:32 AM

Who knows how long this day's going to be?